Rules: Once you've been tagged, fill this out and repost as, "My Autobiography". And use your own answers, not anyone else's.

1. Where did you take your profile pic?
home, when i have nothing to do and i just bought a new stuffed toy

2. What exactly are you wearing right now?
heather grey shirt, dunman high shorts, black specs and two black ear sticks

3. What is your current problem?
having too many suckers that cross paths with me

4. What makes you happy most?
being lesser than 50kg

5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Nobody - Wondergirls
I WANT NOBODY NOBODY BUT YOU! *clap clap*
i learnt the dance in the toilet just now okay!

6. Any celeb you would marry?
no.

7. Name someone with the same birthday as you?
1983 – Yuna Ito, Japanese singer and actress
1983 – Ángel Sánchez, Puerto Rican baseball player
1985 – David Allen, American composer and writer
1987 – Jack Lawless, American drummer for the Jonas Brothers
1990 – John Tavares, Canadian ice hockey player
1990 – Marilou, Quebec pop singer
1991 – Spencer Locke, American actress
1993 – Taylor Parks, American actress
1995 – Sammi Hanratty, American actress

8. Ever sang in front of a large audience?
can't sing so no

9. Has anyone ever said u look like a celebrity?
no.

10. Do you still watch kiddie movies or kiddie TV shows?
nopeeeeeee. i'm hooked on the computer.

11. Do you speak any language?
singlish yea.

12. Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
nope

13. Do you ever watch MTV?
yea

14. What is something that really annoys you?
when people spite you with something you really want and indirectly tell you that.


Chapter 1:
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1. Middle name:
Bee?

2. Nickname(s)
red red red red red red red

3. Current location
Singapore
Tampines
Home
Living room

4. Eye color:
TURQUOISE. brown

Chapter 2:
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1. Do you get along with your parents?
yes

2. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
MARRIEEEEEEED

Chapter 3: Favorites
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1. Ice Cream:
Lemon

2. Season:
Spring and winter

3. Shampoo/conditioner
Organics. i don't care cause organics sound cooler than sunsilk.

Chapter 4: Do you..
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1. Dance in the shower?
i did just now while trying to learn the nobody dance LOL

2. Do you write on your hand?
to pass messages to people around me

3. Call people back?
when i'm happy, sad, or fucking angry.

4. Believe in love?
no.

5. Any bad habits?
being hooked on the internet

6. Any mental health issues?
no

Chapter 5: Have you..
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1. Broken a bone?
nope

2. Sprained anything?
my back when i started the bassoon

3. Had physical therapy?
retail therapy can?

4. Gotten stitches?
nope

5.Taken painkillers?
nope

6. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling?
nope

7. Been stung by a bee?
nope

8. Thrown up at the dentist?
nearly. when i was p1 and the dentist has fricking big hands.

9. Sworn in front of your parents?
nope

10. Had detention?
once cause my paper got lost

Chapter 6: Who/What was the last
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1. Movie(s)
can't remember

2. Three people to text you?
Ashley, Adolphus, Arnold

3. Person you called?
Weijie to pass the bring thermometer tomorrow thing

4. Person you hugged?
fat people don't need hugs

5. Person you tackled?
can't remember.

6. Person you talked to on IM?
can't remember

7. Thing you touched?
phone to sms Ashley and Adolphus

8. Thing you ate?
Mark and spencer's biscuit. going to jog to repent ~_~

9. Thing you drank?
Plain water

10. Thing you said?
I WANT NOBODY NOBODY BUT YOU!
while self-highing in the toilet


=============== HOW I END MY SENTENCES==============

1. My ex...
does not exist because i'm fat and ugly and unavailable

2. Maybe I should...
start running. now.

3. I love...
smsing people

4. People would say that I...
have a waist line of 28 with a beautiful pair of legs that couldn't be anymore longer.
shouldn't waste my time thinking about that.

5. I don't understand why....
people like to act stupid so that the guys they like will "awww you're so innocent" and fall in love

6. When I wake up in the morning ...
i will check my face to see if there's new pimple outbreaks to kill my day.

7. I lost my...
v-v-v-virgi trust for all of you

8. Life is full of....
assholes that ruin everything

9. My past is...
perfect till i hit puberty

10. I get annoyed very quickly....
with i meet girls who act stupid

11. Parties are...
spelled similarly to panties

12. I wish life was not...
so hard to live with assholes

13. Dogs are...
lovable if they're shetland sheepdogs or border collies

14. Cats are...
LOVE

15. Tomorrow is..
an exciting journey to singapore's west with A and A

16. I have a low tolerance for...
people who just deserves to be punched or slapped

17. If I had a million dollars...
我有一百万 一世人没有遗憾
有钱才有爱 买花要慷慨
百天送Tiffany 生日要给LV
说也不苦命 只是打拼的打工仔
薪水不够生儿育女 只够HDB
若是我有一百万 我要坐飞机
每天驾Ferarri Hawaii洒太阳 Japan吃Sushi
若是我有一百万 要炒金炒股票
天天数钞票 天天跷大脚 天天哈哈笑

有钱才有爱 买花要慷慨
百天送Tiffany 生日要给LV
说也不苦命 只是打拼的打工仔
薪水不够唱KTV 只够HDB
若是我有一百万 我要坐飞机 每天驾Ferarri
去威尼斯划船 罗马吃Spaghetti
若是我有一百万 我指的是英镑 不是讲Rupiah
闲着没事干 陪美女做 Yoga

若是我有一百万 我要坐飞机
每天驾Ferarri Hawaii洒太阳 Japan吃Sushi
若是我有一百万 要炒金炒股票
天天数钞票 天天跷大脚 天天哈哈笑
If we all have 一百万 一百万
要是你的手头紧 开口别客气
若是我有一百万 分给你
反正只是梦而已 当然吗没问题
若是我有一百万 一百万

18. I'm totally terrified...
of not getting married

19. My spouse is...
tampines's biggest chao ah beng :/

20. Money is...
everyone's best friend