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TANBEEYAN
is not blessed with big eyes, sharp nose, overbite, clear skin, curly hair, double eyelids, skinny face, long body, big breasts, skinny arms, slim thighs and a skinny body.

but she is blessed with a family, great friends, a handphone, computer, headphones, 160cm.

i lemon, honeydew, cinnamon, watermelon, lychee and all other goodness in life. i like spastic people. :D

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    Tuesday, July 14, 2009
    Title : I'M ADDICTED AND GETTING FATTER
    Time : 10:35 PM

    A wife was in the kitchen making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly , her husband burst into the kitchen.

    “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt! USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”

    The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?”


    The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving

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    had a crazy yet tiring day today. keep looping GH songs in my head. i think i'm addicted :/

    I'M GETTING FATTER AHHHHHH